Cannot wait till my VIP kicks in. Thanks again a million tymes over to my friend who is making this possible. Once I get myself a rad room, I will start creating a name for myself. I want to be that room where people can go to flirt or chill, and will never get called whores or bitches outta the blue without that person being punished.
But first, the VIP.
~Until tomorrow love

Oh who, me? All I am is a little, lonely IMVU user. Don't mind me. Go ahead. Yell out your secrets to the world. Get into fights. Don't mind me, the last person you will talk to in that chat room. And if you're lucky, you'll learn some etiquitte and keep your face closed next time there's someone who's hair isn't going in the direction you like.
Until I write again love
~The Des

Old people at weddings always poke me and say you're next.So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''