. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

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i think bout you all the time. i dont like being alone. i need you. i crave you.

Distorted and misunderstood
Crying within,
A painful smile
Unnoticed, unseen.

Drowning half submerged
In smoke-filled feelings
Wispy and intangible
Weighted in parts
Crushing my heart.

come back, come back
come back in my life
there is nothing in my life
without you my love
you have taken my all happiness
come back
then my happiness will come back
there is only grief in my life
come back
to remove my grief
i have lost everything
when i lost you
without you
my life is incomplete
i am also incomplete without you
come back
to complete me