Alright, you’re right. I am a brony, so this is a bro hoof to all of my fans out there. Moany moany, cause I'm hung like a pony. Fe fie ja brony. Dong covered in sauce like a hotdog coney. Taste the mustard and ketchup alimony. Every pony wants my New York beef. Cause every phony is jealous of me. So Feed your need. Swallow, don't spit it. Suck on my dick and vomit. The FDA gave my penis an audit. Fuck it. I don't need that shit. Every pony knows my dick is the shit. They all Moany moany, cause I'm hung like a pony. Fe fie ja brony. No one wants cheap ass bologna when they smell a grade A pony. Just listen to my customer testimony. Every pony loves my dick. Just like every brony loves my shtick, cause my rhymes are long, hard, and sick, like a little pony porno flick. There's a reason Derpy's eyes are split. Its because I rammed my, in her slit. Road up on her pinky pie, made her moan and sigh, fucked her so hard she almost died. Ha ha ha, I am just that kind of guy. Gonna make you moany m...

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Intended Beat:


Lyrics:
Let me introduce myself
I'm MC D Bigger
Mister fast Trigger
I'll serve you up
Hard liquor sippers
Triple shot killers
Drank so potent
Purple lean bread her
My babies born rappin
Bitch smackin
Like a drive by burpin
spitin
dirty diaper shitin
Babysitters as my side chicks
And when it comes time to pay em
I give em the trigger dicks
Womb penetrating venom slick
King kong mega schlong ride em up
Fuck em up! Fuck em up! Knock a slut
Got that empathy Edge
Feel for her
cause she takes that Don Von dick
I sold to her man
he don't understand
How to use it
till I hold his hand
He might be your daddy
but I'm his sir master daddy
You can call me grandpappy
Godfather of daughters scream'n OH FUCK from my lappy
Fuck it
Suck it
Thumb in her butt
Nut it
wear her out
D-N-D A-F-K nappy
M-V-U
it's like my spirt's in every bedroom
Cause I made that sex room
I made that sex pose
Dick...

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Have you ever had one of those experinces where the world slows down for you and it seems as if your brain is thinking too fast? I get that way when I stay up multiple nights in a row programming / scripting. Everything is in slow motion. Everything is calm...moving slowly around me and I feel as if I have to move in slow motion too or I will pass everything by...like a computer mouse set with too high a sensitivity...I have to move it slowly, but even in moving it slowly I am still moving faster than ever. Tasks that would normally take me hours to think through are suddenly taking 20 minutes. These are the moments that make me proud of myself, but they are soon followed by a complete burn out. I have maybe hours of this state left, and then I shall fall into a deep sleep...ready for the next several days.

(Copied my post from another section on the site)

I wanna be...

Your Princess, your most treasured possession, your babygirl, your best friend, your lover, your weakness, your strength, the one that makes you want to be a better man, your light in time of darkness.

I wanna be...

The one to sit with you when you feel alone, the one to raise you up when you feel down, the one to be your solid foundation when you feel you're sinking.

But most of all (now and always), I wanna be...

Yours.

“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”