Niche kinks??? Does anyone have them? I'd say one of mine is oviposition. But that's all ill spiiill~

I was afraid at times that I would end up alone. I was scared of having no-one there for me when I am old and frail. Those thoughts don't bother me anymore. I have accepted that it might very well be, and I would just be alone.I met with a friend today; a friend from school, and we hadn't spoken in a very long time. He is unhappy and lonely and he requires company. He has lost hope that he will find a person who is perfect for him, and he is grasping at straws it seems, trying hard to stay afloat. He wants a companion and he asked me to live with him. I talked him out of it because I believe that he will find the perfect person. It doesn't always seem optimistic but I don't want him to lose hope.

Do you know how many movies there are about Santa trying to find a bride? More than I can count. Lifetime and Womens Entertainment feel like they have to show all of them this time of year....~sighs~
My mistake, this next show is about Santa's son looking for a girlfriend.
What's next? The elves?
Papa elf needs a new houche.
I am placing my money on Rudolph needing a new bitch.

When you watch all of the Christmas cartoons as a kid, all of your beloved holiday character already have their mate, but these adult shows have to forget all of that. I feel like Santa is cheating on misses Jessica Mary Clause.

hi rite aid cashier! i see you twice a week but i cant pronuce your name. there is something different about you. maybe one day i'll ask you out before i spend all my money there, hahaha

okay so i got mostly everything i ever wanted and now it seems
so borin i mean i have nothing to work for dam is diz how rich
ppl feel everyday or something or is diz juz me.