Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code..

“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”

What Is Sexual Addiction?


Sexual addiction is best described as a progressive intimacy disorder characterized by compulsive sexual thoughts and acts. Like all addictions, its negative impact on the addict and on family members increases as the disorder progresses. Over time, the addict usually has to intensify the addictive behavior to achieve the same results.

For some sex addicts, behavior does not progress beyond compulsive masturbation or the extensive use of pornography or phone or computer sex services. For others, addiction can involve illegal activities such as exhibitionism, voyeurism, obscene phone calls, child molestation or rape.

Sex addicts do not necessarily become sex offenders. Moreover, not all sex offenders are sex addicts. Roughly 55 percent of convicted sex offenders can be considered sex addicts.

About 71 percent of child molesters are sex addicts. For many, their problems are so severe that imprisonment...

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. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

Another day another dollar. Spent an hour with a client "mmmming" and "ohhing". All worth it in the end when he finally climaxes. Love making men happy. Love getting paid for it too. This guy used his room. Filled with many sexy spots. Made me hot almost immediately. One day I really do hope to have made a name for myself in this 3d pixel world. Level 4 developer and business owner and actress. All my fantasies being acted out by a cartoon mini me. I love it. Yous will all see what this girl capable of. Now I feel like I have an outlet to let my cartoon mini have a voice. A place where others that are on the same wavelength. Well mini world, I must leave you till tomorrow.