Do you know how many movies there are about Santa trying to find a bride? More than I can count. Lifetime and Womens Entertainment feel like they have to show all of them this time of year....~sighs~ My mistake, this next show is about Santa's son looking for a girlfriend. What's next? The elves? Papa elf needs a new houche. I am placing my money on Rudolph needing a new bitch.
When you watch all of the Christmas cartoons as a kid, all of your beloved holiday character already have their mate, but these adult shows have to forget all of that. I feel like Santa is cheating on misses Jessica Mary Clause.
~shrugs~ Someone has been pissing me off, so I decided to write some poetry. This poem is not about anyone who has ever posted on these forums.
Start video at 00:45 as you read.
Title: I hate Nick. He is my bitch. (Not about any Nick in TIM)
Come here Nicky Poo I've got news for you You're not a h4c|<7r You are a h4c|< Your only skill Is suckin on my sack One balls Two balls In your mouth And after you're done I'm goin down south Hacking your back door Your face down on the floor got you screaming for no more You're mine bitch! You're mine bitch! As you're takein my load Gonna make you explode Cause you're mine bitch You're mine bitch!
...~waits for someone to say something~ Don't interupt me bitch!
Come here Nickerydoo Damn hell I hate you You crack ass hobo I'm gonna fuck you in solowmo fuuuuuuuckkkk Yoooouuuuuu! You were born in a crack house nursed on shit by a crack mouse Where Your mom taught you to piss...
Even though I got my old account back I figured it would be better to continue posting blog posts on this one.
Current mood : hyperactive While hyperactive I usually start annoying people, talk way too much and just need more sweets. All I can say is that I'm a chocolate addict. I can't go on without a doze of chocolate once in a few days. My dream you know what it would be : CHOCOLATE EVERY DAY! when I don't eat I become all nasty and stuff. My mom says it's like a drug for me and I get crazy when I don't get it. Maybe it's so maybe not. I still have one dream with chocolate. To experience all the chocolate flavors in the world! now that's a lot of chocolate!
Anyways I saw an advertisement today regarding the new Twilight movie. All I was thinking was " brace yourself !". Then I saw that it was divided in two separated movies. Can't help to notice how they kinda copied Harry Potter movie conception. I don't know if this Twilight movie is the...
Have you ever had one of those experinces where the world slows down for you and it seems as if your brain is thinking too fast? I get that way when I stay up multiple nights in a row programming / scripting. Everything is in slow motion. Everything is calm...moving slowly around me and I feel as if I have to move in slow motion too or I will pass everything by...like a computer mouse set with too high a sensitivity...I have to move it slowly, but even in moving it slowly I am still moving faster than ever. Tasks that would normally take me hours to think through are suddenly taking 20 minutes. These are the moments that make me proud of myself, but they are soon followed by a complete burn out. I have maybe hours of this state left, and then I shall fall into a deep sleep...ready for the next several days.
