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Worst Pick-Up Lines

by AznPuff · 53 posts
10 years ago in Social Games

Posted 10 years ago

"I am the Force. Close your eyes and feel me flow through you."

Posted 10 years ago

Can you pass the sauce? and while you're at it, pass your number?

Posted 10 years ago

Them - 'How's your fanny?. You - ''Pardon?''. Them - ''I asked how's your family''. ( Worst ).

-- Thu Feb 05, 2015 12:16 pm --

''I wish you was my baby toe, So I can bang you hard into every piece of furniture''. $:\$

Posted 9 years ago

I'm all yours if you give me yours!..... :lol:

:lol:

Posted 9 years ago

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

Posted 8 years ago

"Would you like to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"

-- Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:28 am --

Stalkers wrote:
Its not gonna suck itself

This actually made me laugh. :awesome28:

:awesome28:

:awesome11:

Posted 8 years ago

I really need to fart. Do you want to fart with me in my bed?

Posted 8 years ago

YourWaver wrote:
I really need to fart. Do you want to fart with me in my bed?

what in the hell????

your :dick2:

:dick2:

and my

:pussy:

should meet sometime.

Posted 8 years ago

You think i can get some :pussy:

:pussy:

Posted 7 years ago

"I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."

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