I found a lot of the answers very funny.. They were totally right and they came in a second.
Like this:
Me: Hey
God:Can I help you?
Me: Maybe
God:I understand.
Me: What did you understand?
God:Nothing.
Or
Me: Hey God I got a question
God:You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me: I did not know that
God:So I have taught you something new, .
Me: Wow I learned something from God
God:I'm glad you're impressed. Does everyone learn it?
Me: Does learn what?
God:It does now

learn what.
Me: What are you talking about
God:The topic is not good.
Me: Huh?
God:What?
Me: What?
God:Is there an echo in here?
Me: YES
God:I thought so.
It's funny, to me..