Funny Quotes

by Daxx · 31 posts
11 years ago in Social Games

Posted 11 years ago · Author

Lets hear some funny quotes!!

I will start.

Find a penny!! Pick it up!! Threw out the day you won't give a F**k!!

Posted 11 years ago

"It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat it at home."

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"I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."

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Monkey see, monkey do.

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"Love is like a booger, you keep picking at it until you get it and once you get it, you don't know what to do with it."

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"I hate it when people are at your house and ask, "Hey, do you have a bathroom?"
No, not at all, we shit in the yard."

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

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Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?

Posted 11 years ago

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

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