I hope nobody finds me at fault for being forthright and funny. I was raised Roman Catholic at home; I went to an exclusive school run by Benedictine priests. I was told by the Catholic priests that certain unwholesome actions were sinful; and they would prevent me from going to heaven. Some of the actions in their "not to do" list included: beating the Bishop; bucking the slobbering donkey; choking the chicken/one-eyed snake; dating Miss Michigan or Mrs. Palmer; fap fap fap; performing the five knuckle shuffle; flogging the log; having a tug of war with Cyclops; practicing junior Olympic pole vaulting; killing a kitten; painting the ceiling; playing pocket pinball; polishing the knob/family jewels; pud wrestling; punching the clown/munchkin; slapping/stroking the salami; roughing up the suspect; and waxing the dolphin.
For the fear of God, I initially believed them... Over time, I have realized they're wrong. I might not go to Heaven, but 'busting a nut' feels like Nirvana...
Let me plead my case in my previous post; I said "rarely... spanking the monkey." IMHO, 'blowing one's wad,' is normal and healthful, lol. I think I'm doing it in moderation; so far, I haven't grown any hair on my palms, and I haven't gone blind yet...
Yep, lately I've been gardening (hoeing) using a hoe to dig dirt, breaking up soil, and weeding...
Girl, you got one nasty flu "hard to shake." I hope you get well soon!
What was the topic here again? Oh yeah...our free time...hmmmm....