Worst Pick-Up Lines

by AznPuff · 53 posts
10 years ago in Social Games

Posted 10 years ago · Author

GET IN THE VAN!

Posted 10 years ago

Er...You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer.

Posted 10 years ago

Let's do maths at my place, add a bed, subtract our clothes, and let's multiply.

Posted 10 years ago · Author

That dress is very becoming on you...but if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.

/went the nsfw route

Posted 10 years ago

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Posted 10 years ago

You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, thats illegal

Posted 10 years ago

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go by again?

Posted 10 years ago · Author

You're a 9, and I'm the one you need.

Posted 10 years ago

That one is kinder good

Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Iolanthe?"

Posted 10 years ago

I'd like to spend a millenium in your falcon

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