My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Posted 11 years ago
Posted 11 years ago
Here is a double quote, hehehe:
Men are like Bluetooth: He is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away... Women are like Wi-Fi: She sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one...
Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond... Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves...
Posted 10 years ago
Once upon a time ... F**K YOU ... The end
Posted 10 years ago
I love you with all my butt, id say heart, but my butt is bigger
Posted 10 years ago
The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth.
Posted 10 years ago
"Edgar is the one in the hole!"
Posted 10 years ago
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."
Posted 10 years ago
"Theres do and theres F****** up royal, and you are F****** up royal"
Posted 10 years ago
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