Community
Services
IMVU Credits
IMVU Black Market
Help
  2. AP Lounge
  3. AP Social Games
  4. Pick-up Lines

Pick-up Lines

Don Von Alpha Dom
by Don Von Alpha Dom · 112 posts
8 years ago in AP Social Games
Posted 7 years ago
want me to be your mommy? i will treat you like my little baby

S W A M P
V O M I T

(i mean i have a little mommy kink myself i would like to be called mommy but my pickup lines are horrible i cant flirt in generally)

S H R E K
B L E S S E S
Y O U
A L L
Posted 7 years ago
These two have worked for me in the past.

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

And

Smile, if you want to have sex with me.

They 9/10 times smile, since it’s rather cute.
Posted 7 years ago
Catch a wave and your sitting on top of the world. Oh wait, thats the Beach Boys
Posted 7 years ago
"hey, wanna go on a ate? i'll give you the D later"
Posted 7 years ago
Marry me!
Posted 7 years ago
Dark, but nevertheless:
Are you a Chilean miner? Because I want you stuck deep inside me.
Posted 7 years ago
Hey, my name is *beep*. My dad works as a doctor and he earns about 15 grand a month.
Posted 7 years ago
Hey do you have two fingers?
cause I got a hole for you to feel :tlatakenote:

-- 31 Jan 2018, 11:47 --

hey do you have a hand?
cause I got a job for you! :pumpkinkitty:

-- 31 Jan 2018, 11:49 --

hey you hungry?
cause I got a big doughnut for you!

-- 31 Jan 2018, 11:50 --

hey bae what size pants you wear?
cause you're the only 10 I see! :tla9:
Posted 7 years ago
Here's a few lol
1. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it isn’t floppy.
2. Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
3.My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
4. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
5. My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
6. If I was a fly, I’d land on you first. Because you’re the shit.
lol those are some of my favorites. Hope you like.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here

SIGN IN NOW

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

REGISTER A NEW ACCOUNT
Return to AP Social Games
Select a forum Protection     Help & Support     Introductions     Mafia News     IMVU News General Discussion     IMVU Lounge        IMVU Series / Roleplaying        Social Games     Mafia Market     Mafia Tools        Premium IMVU Tools        Off Topic Tools     Off Topic     Contests Creator Corner     Graphics Design        Photoshop        GIMP     Basic Creator Help     Catalog And Product Showcase     3D Meshing        3Ds Max        Sketchup        Blender Gangsters with Connections     White Hat Activities        Google Hacking        Trackers Programming Corner     Coding        Python        .Net (C#, VB, etc)        Flash        JAVA        Autoit        Batch        HTML & CSS        Javascript        PHP        Other        IMVU Homepage Codes           General           About me Panel           Messages Panel           Special Someone Panel           Visitors Panel           New Products Panel           Rankings Panel           Wishlist Panel           My Badges Panel           Outfits Panel           Url Panel           Groups Panel           Slideshow Panel           My Room Panel           Sandbox panel           Layouts     Help & Requests Free Credits     Approved Methods     Submit Methods Free Money     Approved Methods     Submit Methods Adult Corner     Get Mafia AP Here     AP Lounge        AP Social Games        Casual Dating Tips     IMVU Slave Market & Escorts
Community
Tools
IMVU Black Market
Mafia Credits
Help
© 2007-20?? IMVU Mafias. All Rights Reserved Terms of Use