I already came twice I'm all outta gas, not so fast Uh, your finger just went in my ass Ow, that hurts, take it out now Oh, wait a minute, aw Put it back in, in-in-in
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube.
Posted 2 years ago
@Don Von Alpha Dom
The sex was going great untill someone knock the door.Haha
Posted 2 years ago
The sex was going great until the blow up doll started spanking my ass a little too hard with her paddle
Posted 2 years ago
The sex was going great until I heard someone said "WOW, what are those noises?"
Posted 2 years ago
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@MonsieurPapi
Plot twist! The person saying that, is the person you're fucking.
Posted 2 years ago
The sex was going great until I understanded that was only a dream.
Posted 2 years ago
@Don Von Alpha Dom
hahahaha
Posted 2 years ago
The sex was going great until his mom came to tuck him in goodnight.
The sex was going great until his wife came home.
The sex was going great until the vibrator died.
Posted 2 years ago
Sex was great until he said he didn't like blow jobs. (yes there are men that don't like them....its a strange phenomenon, that was the end of that dating sequence.)
Posted 2 years ago
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The sex was great till I accidentally thrusted too hard and the momentum scooted the mattress off the bed with us on top ... we hit the bookcase and it toppled over on top of us.
@NEKALION
You know, TIM's 4th annual blowjob contest is coming up.
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