Trick question? I think I'd fight him (then die)

Would you rather die by car crash or be stabbed to death?

I wouldn't like any of them .. but fine .. i will say that I'd rather die in a car crash bec it wouldn't be so painful compared to stabbing pain in my heart to death..

Would you rather:
Be a webmaster, or know only 7 words (is there a difference)?

Be a webmaster

Would you rather be an egg pod of the Alien or be hanged by your underwear 1000 feet above the Colorado River?

Hung by my underwear...
That'd be so cool, like bungee jumping with a painful rope that could rip any second. XD
Would you rather talk with animals or learn how to control elements?
(Fantasy, I know )

I really want to know how to control elements....maybe in this way:

Bring Rain
Stand outside, lift your palms toward the sky and say aloud:
The ancient Gods and Goddesses,
I invoke thee.
The water from the sky,
Let it be.
I command you now,
To you all.
Listen to my desires
And let rain fall!
Prevent the Rain
When the sky begins to get cloudy and dark, walk outside and lift your hands towards the sky. Say the following aloud:
Gods and Goddesses of power,
Gods and Goddesses of might.
I bid thee now,
Stop this plight.
Stop this rain-
We do not need more.
Let it fall nevermore.
The rain will move on to another location before it falls.
Snow Day Spell (call for a good deal of snow)

Magic can't make it snow in the middle of the summer. It can't supersede the laws of nature. But if the weather is already cold but not enough snow has fallen to get you a day off of work or school, stand outside, palms to the sky and chant the following three times:

Work thy will, Goddess Hecate,
I am calling upon thee
To let the snow fall
In piles so tall.
Snowed in shall I be,
Bring this to me.
Create a Breeze
Stand outside, raise your hands to the sky and chant the following aloud:
The Gods and Goddesses of the sky,
I call upon the elements of the air
To bring the winds and blow in here
So it may be.
Bring on the Sun
Stand outside, raise your hands to the sky and chant the following aloud:
Goddess Sol, bless and decree
Allow the sun to shine on me.
I call on the element of the sun

So that I may leave and have some fun.


Would you rather be able to bring about a lasting world peace, or eliminate all hunger and disease?

Hmmm :/
I'd bring about world peace; because then, everyone could co-operate to end hunger/disease.

Be locked in a room of snakes, or locked in a room of tarantulas?

Snakes, 'cause if I'll stay very still they might not bite me and BTW, if I'd be super lucky, the snakes wouldn't be poisonous. :3
Would you rather eat a bug or kiss a dog's butt? xP

Eat bug..
Would you rather get squished by Big Fat Man or get gangbanged?



I'M WAITING!

Gangbang... *just not with the fat guy Dx*
Would you rather eat someone's ear wax (ew o_e) or lick poo. (double ew o__e)

Ear Wa.....x


Would you rather Drinking pee or drinkible expired medicain?