Assassination Checklist-
1. Lincoln= Dead,but i didn't kill him
2. Kennedy= Dead, sniped
3. Julius Caesar= Dead, stabbed em 23 times...
4. Martin Luther Kng Jr= Dead, but again, i didn't kill him...
5. Reagan= Dead
6. J. Garfield= Dead
7. Bush= Alive, Location= known, way to die= taco shoved down his throat
8. W. McKinley= Dead
9. Michael Jackson= Alive, Location= known, Gender= Unknown
10. Hilary Clinton= My next target
11. Younger Brother= Alive, Location= hovering over my shoulder
12. Enemies of the Mafia= Alive (Infuriating isn't it?)
13. <--- Unlucky Number, no 13th Victim
14. Rudolph= Yum, Reindeer Jerky
15. Britney Spears= She's pretty much killed herself already
16. Those Damned Jews
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Jk, Jews are cool

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18. Barney= Oh Boy! Barney's on fire!
19. Every Single Tele-Tubby and Care-Bear= also on fire
20. Open to suggestions
21. Everyone else= In Progress

Note- If You read this you're automaticaly taken off my list
